An email I received from a friend:
You have to love British humour! These are classified ads which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is… ****FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything!